The Theory of "Bhating"

An invigorating bhaat session meandering seamlessly into the stretches of the night and we have a blog to write. The eccentricity of such nocturnal rap sessions is the perfectly random behaviour of the topics, the views and the equally random behaviour of both. Mathematically, the discussion could be modelled as a random permutation of a set of functions, such that each function possesses the peculiar property that the function and all its derivatives are continuous but none could be determined to be non-increasing or non-decreasing.

The low-cost (or rather no-cost) bhaat sessions are available in plenty and could be viewed as an ideal prototype to exemplify the Third Law of Thermodynamics. In an era where amalgamated sciences are emerging each day (Bio-Infomratics, Socio-Biology and stuff), such bhaat session could pave a way for studying yet another path-breaking heterogeneous field of science. This field would bring together the laws of physics with the social and psychological studies of mankind.

A bhaat session is generally triggered when a group of persons, who have nothing worthwhile to do, start talking. The ability to talk is critical but the mere definition obviates the necessity for hearing. If the group starts to hear, the possibility of deriving a conclusion arises which is not expected even in subpar bhating sessions.

Women, with the natural dexterity to bhat, are gifted with a tailormade part in the brain. Men, however, are denied with such gifts. But there are certain institutions that specialize in training men for bhating. One such institution is engineering. The engineering schools train the incoming fledglings for enough competency to take on either software industry or management. Whereas women have a special part in the brain, its ironic that men learn this skill by the gradual erosion of a part of brain (through the aforementioned institutions).

The intricacies of bhating are still an enigma but a better understanding of bhating could incite answers to a plethora of unreciprocated questions pertaining to the gamut of sciences.